tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89430483010893380772024-02-21T06:44:31.413-08:00Life at the Moore'sWhether it's silly, eerie or sometimes even hilarious, it's always entertaining at the Moore household. I hope you will enjoy reading about our family and our frequent misadventures. Scroll on down for more complete stories, and click bottom link for next page. Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-81548308401003649202017-09-19T07:51:00.002-07:002017-09-19T07:51:28.209-07:00oh<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">I'm getting even more spacey these days. I tried to walk through an exit door today, and when it did not open, I just stood there, helplessly and confusedly pre</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #666666; display: inline; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">ssing my body against the glass. Finally, James walked up behind me and informed me that that was not a door that would open and pointed me in the proper direction. The thing is, it took several hours for what I had done to hit me.. which then tickled me.. which made me giggle out loud in an inappropriate place.. the check out at the dollar store. Then... upon realizing how embarrassing that was... I became even more tickled and started laughing more- because i know i'm not supposed to do that like that, so tried to smother it. However, when I got to Niece <a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1496161987&extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/sweetersunset?fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration-line: none;">Lisa Davis Boyd</a>'s car, as we were together, I had to cut loose with guffaws, chortles, snorts, snickers, and loud peals of laughter, which confused her terribly, but just got me more worked up. She said she glanced over, that she thought my eyes might be literally popping out. That comment was not helpful as it made me think of the hyenas in "roger rabbit" and how they died of laughter. My sides and belly were aching and I then started making little grunting and squeaking sounds between breaths, which for some unknown reason, slayed me further. Lisa became alarmed and threatened to call my daughter, <a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=672665566&extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/jaymewaters?fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration-line: none;">Jayme Waters</a>, which sort of helped me get a grip- as we all sort of fear Jayme. It was just crazy, fun, but crazy. I'm guessing you had to be there.. or be me.</span></span>Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-7782416845095114542017-09-13T17:42:00.001-07:002017-09-13T17:42:55.439-07:00<span data-offset-key="83vuk-0-0" style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span data-text="true" style="font-family: inherit;">I'm getting even more spacey these days. I tried to walk through an exit door today, and when it did not open, I just stood there, helplessly and confusedly pressing my body against the glass. Finally, James walked up behind me and informed me that that was not a door that would open and pointed me in the proper direction. The thing is, it took several hours for what I had done to hit me.. which then tickled me.. which made me giggle out loud in an inappropriate place.. the check out at the dollar store. Then... upon realizing how embarrassing that was... I became even more tickled and started laughing more- because i know i'm not supposed to do that like that, so tried to smother it. However, when I got to Niece Lisa's car, as we were together, I had to cut loose with guffaws, chortles, snorts, snickers, and loud peals of laughter, which confused her terribly, but just got me more worked up. She said she glanced over, that she thought my eyes might be literally popping out. That comment was not helpful as it made me think of the hyenas in "roger rabbit" and how they died of laughter. My sides and belly were aching and I then started making little grunting and squeaking sounds between breaths, which for some unknown reason, slayed me further. 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true } }" data-offset-key="83vuk-1-0" decoratedtext="Jayme Waters" entitykey="2" offsetkey="83vuk-1-0" spellcheck="false" style="background-color: #dce6f8; color: #1d2129; font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span data-offset-key="83vuk-1-0" style="font-family: inherit;"><span data-text="true" style="font-family: inherit;">Jayme</span></span></span><span data-offset-key="83vuk-2-0" style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span data-text="true" style="font-family: inherit;">, which sort of helped me get a grip- as we all sort of fear Jayme. It was just crazy, fun, but crazy. I'm guessing you had to be there.. or be me.</span></span>Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-3110791067754062802017-08-30T08:37:00.001-07:002017-08-30T08:37:21.690-07:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">I tried to repair a pinpoint flashlight this morning - until I realized it was a tire air gauge. Sad but true.</span>Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-52777223789911110472017-08-12T11:34:00.001-07:002017-08-12T11:34:43.565-07:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Had some lovely scrambled eggs yesterday (with cheese) with a dab of Texas Pete at my favorite breakfast place, Sharon's Cafe. Then I had a piece of jelly toast. The first two bites were yummy--- but then I noticed my mouth was sort of on fire-- that's when I noticed that the packet of hot sauce had spilled into the bread basket where my toast had absorbed about a half a teaspoon of the stuff. I think I can still taste the heat today.</span>Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-91893824213395306392017-07-17T18:05:00.002-07:002017-07-17T18:05:42.683-07:00An article I wrote from our newspaper from a few years back.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-24641889084816704262017-07-17T17:51:00.001-07:002017-07-17T17:51:54.163-07:00Things that go bump in the night!<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">My daughter, Jayme, lives with four cats, one dog, and 2
parakeets. Most of the time, they are one happy family, although she has found
that the cats give the birds certain looks from time to time, but rarely do
they come to blows. The birds have escaped from cage from time to time, but the
cats seem to understand that family members are not to be had for dinner... at least
not as the main course. The birds have shown little fear to the cats that they
have known since they were only kittens. However, Jayme was awakened the other
night by the sounds of crashing and banging in the other room. The cats were bouncing off walls and she could
see clearly the outline of a small distraught creature flying blindly in the
dark. Greatly alarmed and fearing for her darling parakeets safety, she jumped
out of the bed and went dashing to the middle of the room. she stood with her
arm extended above her head, her finger outstretched in order to form a perch
for the wayward bird. Usually, the birds will light on her finger, or, on her
head if she pats it. But this time, the animal was evidently so alarmed, and
rightly so, considering it was under assault by four wildly animated kitties, that
it failed to light. She chased it about the darkened apartment patting her head
repeatedly while entreating it with sweet talk and whistling, but it was to no avail.
She finally decided to turn on the light and to trap it in a pillow case. She
turned on the light, dashing by the bouncing kitties, and stuck her finger up for
one last try only to find a BAT flying straight for her head. Suddenly,
catching it on her finger did not seem like a great idea and alarmed she began
to run around the apartment with the bat in pursuit of her, and the cats in
pursuit of it. She hid behind a drape and quickly devised an alternative plan.
She made a mad dash out of the apartment, grabbing four highly agitated cats,
and raced out the door. Once she had the cats secure, she sneaked back inside,
edging carefully along the wall and opened a couple of windows. Having done
that, she locked herself in her room. She realized that the door needn't be
locked, but felt safer doing that anyway. Meanwhile, the bat freed it's self
via the open window, and the birds, well, they slept thru the whole ordeal.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-88015853187676057992017-06-08T15:13:00.001-07:002017-06-08T15:13:17.977-07:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">weird thing: (for your amusement) a while back, my phone was set to remind me to "buy a spring" (to keep gate closed) when I arrive at the local Lowe's. (That way It won't alarm until I'm actually physically there). For whatever reason, however, it went off several times while just laying on the coffee table! No other reminder did that that though I had others set. I was thinking about that and mentioned it to James today and he said that, "oh, I forgot to tell you, but I found a spring in the basement yesterday." So. There you go... Helpful ghost. Life at Moore's continues</span>Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-34926597480198360352017-06-06T08:36:00.001-07:002017-06-06T08:36:30.783-07:00Sunday's McDowell News<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-57603752507745151602017-06-05T08:47:00.001-07:002017-06-05T08:47:20.967-07:00<div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">This was back a couple of years in February...for those who don't know, I paint pictures etc on glass windows for holidays and for sales at a few local businesses.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> So I'm standing in front of a window</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> at local steakhouse where I had just painted a bull, so that I could get an idea for how cold it would feel to me later that day when I was to paint another window</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">. I was imagining HOLDING my art brush so It seemed that I was making a fist as I complained to James about how frozen my fingers would feel as I starred into space and/or at the current </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">painting. I'm sure I had my quite serious concentration face on. At this point, I hear James quietly saying-- they're having a meeting-- i ignored him-- again he said</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> -they're having a meeting right there--- finally I realized that James (who was several feet away from me) was pointing out that it appeared I that I was threatening and SHAKING MY FIST at a full table of very confused uniformed sheriff DEPUTIES who were having a breakfast meeting 2 feet from from me.</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><span style="background-color: white;"> I just did not see them! Of course this got me tickled so I about lost my ability to stand. Needless to say I got a lot of strange looks from the law when I finally walked in.</span></span></div>
Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-78546642912129743422017-06-01T17:25:00.000-07:002017-06-01T17:25:27.081-07:00sigh...<div style="font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">
<span style="font-size: 12pt;">What I have learned about myself within past couple of days:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">1) My things will disappear and reappear randomly and without warning in ways that are not seemingly possible. I am pretty sure that is is because I'm followed by a portable void that absorbs, then randomly restores my belongings. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">2) If someone leaves a grocery bag on a counter while my bag is also on grocery counter, I WILL carry that bag home with me. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">3) Conversely, If I do not see my purchase on counter, I will leave it behind for pick up at a future date. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">4) Going into a store in order to obtain a specific object will in no way guarantee that said object will indeed be obtained. In fact, it is much more likely that multiple trips will be involved over a course of 2-3 days before success is achieved. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">6) Allowing batman (aka poppy) to play with Dylan alone will likely end in said child mysteriously covered in house paint and mud. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">7) My hair looks best when styled by rain and wind. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">So. There you go. I'm sure there's more to learn.</span></div>
Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-72020201766206570582017-05-30T17:53:00.001-07:002017-05-30T17:54:38.717-07:00Nicotine Withdrawal<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: .5in;">
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My husband James has decided to
stop smoking- I just hope the he-- and I-- will survive the transition.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Lately one morning, he seemed to be
taking it especially hard. Since James is the sweetest man ever, this morning
was especially hard to imagine. <o:p></o:p></div>
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We needed air in a tire so we
pulled up to an air/vacuum machine which was still running from previous
use. However, it was a mischievous machine-- a prankster type that enjoys
keeping money and blowing when it should have sucked, etc. He literally
leapt from the still rolling truck while throwing into park in mid jump--
yelled at me to jump out quickly and unscrew the cap of the tire, grabbed the
hose and ran racing around the truck when it stopped running the second he
touched it to the tire valve. He was so aggravated, but we finally dug up 3
quarters. He put them in the machine, and -- NOTHING. I think it might have
sniggered, but NO air. James lost it. He decided to teach it a lesson it would
not soon forget and gave it a swift kick right in it's CEMENT bottom. The
machine secretly laughed. James then did a dance– not unlike a monkey on a
drunken binge. He was mad though and figured he could take it out with his bare
hands and began to b-slap it about on it’s stainless steel body. The machine
was slightly interested but held firm to it’s principles and James’s money.
James did another dance interpretation of the dance of the broken hand. He then
swore he would take complete vengeance and cut up the hose. Fortunately, James
does not carry a knife. He did however whip out a lighter and preceded to
attempt to set it on fire. At this point, the machine actually became concerned
for James’s well being and blew out the lighter, and I managed to get him in
the truck. Poor James finally settled down and we went to the next store
where we preceded to insert 2 quarters into a nicer machine which kindly gave
us air. Since there was some time left over, James took the vacuum hose and
switched it over to vacuum for the remaining time. Evidently, the other machine
had sent this one an email telling him of James and his antics because (and I
am not making this up) the second he switched it to vacuum, the hose grabbed on
full force to his crotch. James did not know whether to be afraid, attacked or
pleasured but he was certainly surprised. He disengaged himself, slunk over to
the truck, and vacuumed his side of the vehicle silently.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Evidently, however, the withdrawal
was not over. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Sometimes, James will wake me up in
middle of the night frozen in terror because of something had has startled him.
He enjoys spreading the fear around as he will whisper loudly and deeply into
my sleeping ear "a-n-n-n-g-g-e." This of course wakes me up
with the onset of yet another heart attack, but He seems to think that I am
capable of fending off any sort nightly intruders. <br />
That night,
on my way to bed, I noticed that James had plugged in something to be charged.
It was glowing green, and I thought nothing of it.<br />
I had finally
drifted off into a peaceful sleep when James's terrified voice filters in--
"a-a-a-annnnggge... what is that?" referring to the glowing light. It
seems that it appeared to James to be in the sky and headed toward our bedroom.
I tried to explain to no avail. I reassured him it was his charger. He denied
it was his charger, and in fact doubted in the existence of chargers
altogether. He felt certain, in fact, that it was aliens and they were coming
straight for us. In fact, he was quite convinced they were flashing green right
in our room. He said later he wanted to pray but couldn't find the words to do
so. <o:p></o:p></div>
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I’m hopeful the nicotine is gone
for good so that James can relax and finally, so can I. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-12548893662183370852017-05-26T08:14:00.002-07:002017-05-26T08:14:24.281-07:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">When </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1489213997&extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/james.moore.16752?fref=mentions" style="background-color: white; color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-decoration-line: none;"><span class="highlightNode" style="background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.15); border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.3); font-family: inherit; padding: 0px 1px;">James</span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"> told me that he was going to salvage a part off of our previous screen door, I felt a mixture of alarm and pity- as I recalled we had no previous screen door. I very gently explained that. He disagreed. I softly and respectfully said no-- we hadn't - and near tearfully reminded him that we only had the one. I was feeling so sorry for the poor thing as he was obviously looking senility in the face. Then he said-- "well-- how come I have one sitting in the basement, with said part on it that you put in it to begin with." And I said... "oh yeah, that one." Oops. Sorry old thing. My mistake.</span>Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-3173138062494828002017-05-25T12:39:00.001-07:002017-05-25T12:39:48.614-07:00I don't know...<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">So. I was in car, eating this sandwich (ok it was a Big Mac) with shredded lettuce on it when a phone call from my kids dad came in. Since he was returning my c</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #666666; display: inline; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">all and I only needed to say "never mind earlier message," I went ahead and answered right away. Just at that moment, however, a bit (a glob) of mayo and lettuce made it's way under my bottom partial. This somehow caused my fake teeth to pop up half way loose into my mouth -which led me to trying to push them back in place with my tongue in order to speak (as my other hand was busy holding onto my food). This led me to try and say "never mind" so I could attend to things- but now my partial had twisted totally and bizarrely sideways in my mouth and lettuce and mayo was spewing everywhere. all I could say was something like "gawk-- gak--- hhaaaaumph"etc. I dropped phone to fix things but before I could, said lettuce glob had been forced to back of throat and was partially hanging onto my uvula. This caused gagging, flailing and mental cursing as all I could verbalize was something along lines of "gaaaa ---gack-aarrrr" which translates to "for gosh sakes help me, I'm choking to death." Meanwhile, <a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1489213997&extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/james.moore.16752?fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration-line: none;">James Moore</a> was sitting right beside me, paying zero attention. Niece Lisa was in car beside mine, also enjoying a sandwich and paying only mild attention. My ex. Husband Could be heard on phone- "what? What? What did you need? Say again?" As I tried to answer! Finally teeth flew out lettuce et all went down the hatch. During all this, James didn't raise an eyebrow and <a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1496161987&extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/sweetersunset?fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration-line: none;">Lisa </a>lost even mild interest immediately.. which begs the question- is this how I normally appear when I eat?? I wonder.</span>Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-61518139699234855842017-05-25T12:36:00.005-07:002017-05-25T12:36:59.645-07:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">So in the wee hours, </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1489213997&extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/james.moore.16752?fref=mentions" style="background-color: white; color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-decoration-line: none;"><span class="highlightNode" style="background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.15); border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.3); font-family: inherit; padding: 0px 1px;">James</span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"> was hurting with a belly ache and he's thinking he might be dying - as one often does in the wee hours- when suddenly he hears me LOUDLY break into prayer "lord please help us all.." which freaked him out right much, as it was not only startling but also a likely sign that he slipping on into the nether world. It seems I was in middle of a nightmare and was having to pray out a bad spirit when I decided, sudden like, to pray with LOUD authority in order to move it along. I was quite aggravated when</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"> </span><span class="highlightNode" style="background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.15); border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.3); color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; padding: 0px 1px;">James</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"> woke me up right in middle of my spiritual cleansing-- But a little relieved too.</span>Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-72971224454441797942017-05-25T12:34:00.001-07:002017-05-25T12:34:06.883-07:00<div class="_1dwg _1w_m" style="font-family: inherit; padding: 12px 12px 0px;">
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The boy and I have our nightly chats at bedtime. The other night, he tells me that he interested in people who are super human.... like David Blain and Batman, and that batman was a very special super human. I asked which Batman.. (he calls James Batman instead of Poppy for his own reasons) he said.. "the one here that lives right here with us! Only he spells his name like this: baatmaan." He said that he (<a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1489213997&extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/james.moore.16752?fref=mentions" style="color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration-line: none;"><span class="highlightNode" style="background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.15); border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.3); font-family: inherit; padding: 0px 1px;">James</span></a>) was special because he was "weirdly awesome" and came from opposite land. Yep. That's how I see it too.</div>
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Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-72886491423606228532017-05-25T12:31:00.001-07:002017-05-25T12:31:05.771-07:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">so... </span><a aria-controls="js_gec" aria-describedby="js_ged" aria-haspopup="true" class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1489213997&extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/james.moore.16752?fref=mentions" id="js_gee" style="background-color: white; color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-decoration-line: none;"><span class="highlightNode" style="background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.15); border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.3); font-family: inherit; padding: 0px 1px;">James</span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"> come rushing into the house, telling me to come quickly.. poppet had caught a snake. I said, "oh no, what kind?" "I don't know," he exclaimed, "I need help, I just know she caught a snake!" I grabbed my shoes and went flying outside, praying it would not be a copperhead. We rounded the house, and saw her barking and stomping around and generally carrying on about her prey. </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"></span><span class="highlightNode" style="background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.15); border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.3); color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; padding: 0px 1px;">James</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"> had grabbed a giant stick and was slowly advancing. I rushed on past and stopped in my tracks when I saw the dreaded snake was not a snake, but a unfortunate bumble bee who was trapped down in the grass.</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"> </span><span class="highlightNode" style="background-color: rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.15); border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.3); color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; padding: 0px 1px;">James</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"> realized his error, and freed the bee who flew away to his bee home</span>Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-33445009189415248092017-05-25T12:30:00.001-07:002017-05-25T12:35:30.733-07:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">After reading test results for all of his blood work </span><a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1489213997&extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/james.moore.16752?fref=mentions" style="background-color: white; color: #365899; cursor: pointer; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-decoration-line: none;"><span class="highlightNode" style="background-color: rgba(88 , 144 , 255 , 0.15); border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(88 , 144 , 255 , 0.3); font-family: inherit; padding: 0px 1px;">James</span></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> asked specifically about his bile as he was worried about gallbladder. However--He pronounced it BALL. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">He said: how's my bile doing. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me: (snicker)what?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Him: my bile. Does my bile function? </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Me- more snickering-- whaaaat??? </span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br />Him-- I am wondering if my bile is ok -- does my bile function properly.<br />Me- laughing out loud-- whaaaat are you saying---<br />Dylan in background - don't laugh GG he wants to know about his balls.<br />Me- (I'm dying.) What are you saying!<br />Him-- my gallbladder- is the bile functioning like it's supposed to.<br /> Me. Oh---- yes. It's fine. </span>Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-51272367843547566782017-05-25T12:27:00.001-07:002017-05-25T12:27:04.771-07:00Probably ought not read this one<div class="MsoNormal">
okay, this happened: <o:p></o:p></div>
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(if you are squeamish about IBS- save yourself and skip
this.) okay, you know it's a bad day coming when this happens. I ate something
greasy while out at breakfast and sure enough, I knew i had to get home and i
mean, get home NOW. I am prodding james
to run every stop sign, red light, whatever... and of course, it's seems like
it's all slow motion. I am also freaked out as it is TIME FOR A NEW CLIENT and
who wants to be confined in a bathroom when a new person arrives. SO.. we screech to a halt in front of house
and i go stiff legging it down steps, half stepping half sliding, praying all
the while, lord just get me to the toilet on time. im dropping drawers and
flinging myself through the door of my tiny crooked bath room just as i STEPPED
ON MY UNTIED SHOE LACE which caused me to hurtle forward and fly through air
where i landed belly down on top of commode.
It did NOT end well. NATURALLY---
at this moment, my clients arrived. and OF COURSE --they had URGENT need of the
facilities. I hear James attempting small talk while i am doing everything
imaginable to get the situation under control and myself presentable. Finally, i did emerge and I think i got by
ok. <o:p></o:p></div>
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so, i am sharing this for NO REASON except that i wanted
too. (and yet, people still ask me for
my opinion and guidance)<o:p></o:p></div>
Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-49251869074456550752017-05-25T12:20:00.000-07:002017-05-25T12:20:09.725-07:00Wardrobe malfunction<br /><div class="MsoNormal">
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I am a person who
understands wardrobe malfunctions. It is
a problem that I am frequently plagues me.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Singing has
always been one of my favorite pastimes.
There is nothing like music to release the spirit within. While singing in the choir at my church one
morning as a teenager, I noticed that I felt particularly spiritual as I sang
and noticeably unencumbered. As a matter
of fact, I felt positively light and free.
Actually, it dawned on me that I felt freer than I ever had in church. At this point I realized that I had forgotten
to wear my bra. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Forgetting my
clothes is one thing, putting them on properly is another. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Several years
ago, I did a stint driving a school bus full of adolescents. Adolescents are frequently unruly but I was
lucky to have them under control, as they did not know me well enough to
disrespect me yet. That would soon
change. <o:p></o:p></div>
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One morning, as I
started out the day only half awake and had to dress quickly as I was running
somewhat later than usual. I wore a tee
shirt, but as was cold, I also wore a flannel shirt over that and my jacket
over both.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I picked up my
load of students and headed for school.
I shed my jacket and continued my drive.
Several snickers broke out behind me.
A glance in the mirror revealed several smirks, and many averted
eyes. I wondered what they were finding
so amusing. The girl behind me, a nice
mature sort of girl, tapped me on my shoulder. “Your shirt is on wrong side
out.” “How embarrassing,” I
thought. I took off my flannel shirt to
rid my self of the evidence.
Unfortunately, peals of mirth erupted from behind me. It seems that in my haste not only did I put
my flannel shirt on inside out, but my tee shirt was not only wrong side out
but also backwards. Any respect that I
had garnered at that point naturally was gone out the proverbial window.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I would like to
say that I have improved over the years, however, that is not the case. <o:p></o:p></div>
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I had to attend a viewing at a
funeral home a week ago. As I got out of
the car, I noticed that the dress that I was wearing, a long dress with a slit
to the knee seemed to be flowing better than usual. I started to look down so that I could check
on things, and promptly walked into a sign that was beside the sidewalk. That distracted me so I continued to the
funeral home. I walked by all of the
folks on the porch, and down the hall to the last room in the building. I asked someone if this is where I was meant
to be. She said it was, and as I started
to walk on thru the crowded room, she pointed out to me that the tail of my
dress was folded up, and possibly stuck in my underwear. It was.
Well, not too much of me was showing, and at least that day, I remembered
to wear underwear.<span style="color: #993300;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-85399126131092831482017-05-25T12:17:00.003-07:002017-05-29T18:08:41.112-07:00Spike<h2 style="margin-left: 0in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: 0in;">
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My husband James does odd
jobs. The latest job was the oddest of
all: he had taken employment from spike,
the forty lb. beagle.</div>
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Oh, James did not know
whom he would be working for at first.
He naively believed that he would be doing housework, light repair jobs,
etc. and believed he may need to walk a dog or two, but little did he realize
he would be heeding spike the dog’s commands.<o:p></o:p></div>
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James and I went over
to meet spike and his companion, Sally the Dalmatian, and they were just as
nice as could be in front of their humans.
I did notice that spike was rolling his eyes just a bit. Apparently, he was mildly disgusted at the
mere idea of having someone in the house while his mistress was away, but
decided he would soon put a stop to this nonsense. Maybe he figured the money spent on James
could be put to better uses, like buying him better snacks, or more frequent
treats. I did mention that he weighed
forty lbs., right.<o:p></o:p></div>
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The day came when poor
James had to report to work; Sally and spike met him at the door barking
loudly. James responded by talking to
them nicely and continued to enter the house.
He gave Sally a nice leathery treat, which she took and went to her
room. You could tell that she sort of
felt she was selling out, but a treat is a treat, so she decided to let it
go. Spike was more determined to put
James out, so James whipped out an especially nice doggy biscuit. Spike took it, but you have never seen a dog
so torn. Part of him wanted to attack
and dislodge this unwelcome guest, but the greed was more that he could
bear. He felt so guilty, that after
consuming his treat however, that he doubled up his efforts and began to snarl
and snap. James did not want to push his
luck, so Spike got another treat. Spike
realized that he was on to something.
James proceeded to clean spike’s home.
Spike proceeded to follow him about the place inspecting every detail of
work, flinging insults and criticism at every turn. When spike’s comments turned particularly
nasty, he accepted another, and yet another, treat given to placate him.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Finally, James had to
remove an old air conditioner from the basement. Now, spike had had just about enough. He already had to stand by while James had
plundered and pillaged about the whole house, but removing this possibly valuable
item was more than he was willing to stand for.
He lunged at James’s leg.
Fortunately, a box of dry cat food was handy and James scattered it
about the floor. Being a neat and tidy
dog, spike was compelled to call off the attack and clean up every piece of
food, giving James just enough time to drag the thing outside to safety. Spike hurled several rude comments through
the screen door expressing his extreme displeasure at this turn of events, and
threatened to fire James on the spot and perhaps even sue him. Sally had joined him by now, having finished
her chewy goody, and while she was not having too much to say, she snubbed him
heartedly by refusing to make eye contact no matter how much he tried to get on
her good side.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">James
was sort of relieved that spike wanted him gone.
Spike is too hard to please and probably should just save his money for
better snacks and treats. After all, he
only weighs forty lbs<span style="text-indent: 0.5in;">.</span></span></div>
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Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-65147811043727533152017-05-25T12:11:00.002-07:002017-05-25T12:11:20.848-07:00an oldie.. <div align="center" class="MsoBodyText" style="text-align: center;">
<b><u><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">The Family Dogs<o:p></o:p></span></u></b></div>
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Angela Moore<o:p></o:p></div>
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7/04/03<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">I
read somewhere that ancient people Chihuahuas kept as they were thought to ward
off evil spirits. Having become acquainted with several of these little dogs, I
can understand that. Visitors to my
house have to pass through the Chihuahua gantlet that consists of 3 Chihuahuas
known as evil, rude, and indifferent. While the children - as they are
affectionately known - may appear to be barking and raising a ruckus with no
more in mind than creating a row, but they are actually performing their secret
mission of clearing away any unwelcome demons that may be lurking in the heel
of a shoe. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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The worst of
the lot is Evil Wren. Weighing in at 9
pounds of terror, she also known as “the beast”. She views most humans with a mixture of
suspicion and contempt. She is missing
some teeth; no doubt they are lodged in someone’s pant leg. The trouble with Wren is, she lies. She will pretend she would like to be petted
then attempt to remove a finger… all the while laughing heartily inside at her
little game. Speaking of games, wren
invented a little thing we call “injector head”. She also uses this technique to poke other
dogs and roll kittens around the floor.
I have tried unsuccessfully to explain to Wren the folly of her aggressions,
but to no avail. I have to say, she has
provided some light entertainment for us. Although my company may disagree. For example, take my last unsuspecting and
unannounced visitor. She walked up the driveway unaware that the beast had
escaped the gated porch. Wren began her first assault on the lady by simply
barking at her shoe. This started a little dance known as high stepping. This
quickly led to pant leg nipping which escalated into a full time chase around
the parked cars. The poor woman escaped
by jumping in to my car, also known as Wren’s second home. Poor Wren was so offended by this that she
stomped and huffed and seemed so genuinely confused that she muttered curses
and epitaphs for hours. Wren enjoyed
teaching the high step so much tried to teach another visitor how to tap dance
at the front door. The poor woman had
the misfortune to be wearing sandals. Wren took advantage of the moment to help
her find her rhythm by artistically arranging little nips at random. Fortunately, the lady - a local attorney- was
able to out boogie the beast and escaped serious injury. I tried to explain to the evil one that it is
best NOT to bite those who know how to sue us.
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Wren plans her
attacks covertly while under the bed, also known as Wren’s warehouse as she has
all manner of good things hidden under there.
She protects her stolen loot fiercely from the probing noses of her
housemates shivering so dramatically that it has caused me to consider offering
her doggy drugs, or maybe a cigarette to help calm her nerves. She may already have a beer or two stored
under there, I don’t know, I am afraid to look.
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Living with the children can be
an adventure and I would like to tell you more. However, as someone is coming
up the driveway, and Wren has left the warehouse and is heading for the door I
will close now. Thank goodness she
hasn’t learned to work the doorknob. Now
where did I put those cigarettes?<o:p></o:p></div>
Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-19680425499586518512017-05-25T12:06:00.003-07:002017-05-25T12:06:52.154-07:00Big Hair (from 2003)<div style="height: 0px;">
<b><u>Big hair</u></b><br />x</div>
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11/04/03<o:p></o:p></div>
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My niece, Lisa, the beautician was positively
gushing with excitement: according to the trendy magazines, big hair is coming
back in style, and she could not be happier.
“You don’t understand,” she exclaimed. “Big hair, well, lets just say,
the bigger my hair, the more powerful that I feel!” The young man she was dating could not have
known this when he said words that were music to her ear… “. Your hair is just
amazing.” Fortunately for her, her
morals are kept in tact, as she would never spend a night with a man, as God
forbid they wake up in the middle of the night and see “bed head”. This is the only girl I know who actually
bought a bigger car in order to accommodate the increasing size of her current
“doo”. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">When
Lisa was in Beauty School, I became her experimental subject. It was fun to be treated to all of the new
styles and colors. I forgot to check out
some of the more teased looks before going out, though. I had a little public talk that I needed to
present at an area college and as I was running late I didn’t check my
appearance out too closely as Lisa had done me up that morning. Maybe, I should have done so however due to
the comment of my friend, “Bubba” author Kim Taylor, who said, “something about
your hair makes me think you might be a politicians’ wife, and gives me an urge
to kiss you on the cheek.” The event
went nicely, though I did feel a little self conscious having grown 6 inches
due to heightened hair. Still, later, I
asked my husband James what he thought of my hair, and he said, “Well, it looks
like it would hold up good in the wind.”
Thanks, James. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">You
know, as self-conscious as I felt in some ways, I did find myself walking a
little taller and speaking a little more confidently. I think Lisa is right, the bigger the hair,
the more powerful you do feel. There
might be something to this new trend after all.<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-48080770054858461122017-05-24T15:20:00.002-07:002017-05-24T15:20:44.770-07:00This afternoon:<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-size: large;">I drove a half a mile, terribly concerned about my inability to see properly. I cleared my windshield a couple of times and cleaned my glasses, too. I saw that I could see much better without my glasses on. I was shocked! I thought that my eyes were healed somehow-- only then I realized I was wearing my READING glasses. Sad but true.</span></span>Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-38857739050459085382017-05-22T17:26:00.001-07:002017-05-22T18:01:40.822-07:00Losing our Balance.. oh no!<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129;"><br /></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: blue;"> </span><span style="background-color: #cfe2f3; font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; color: blue;">It began as the same old Wal-Mart shopping trip going on as usual until we arrived at the electronic section. James was looking for a cell phone holder and I was seeking out a new headset. James was squatting down scanning the bottom shelf when I happened to see what I was looking for right beside him. I put my hand on his shoulder as I lowered myself down to be eye level with the object I d</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span style="background-color: white; color: blue;">esired.Well, I have to say I am not as small as when we were first married and he may not be as steady either as I sent him toppling over backwards. Of course when he went over, I lost my shoulder grip so I went on down too. I tried to land in a semi-dignified squat but naturally that did not happen. I landed with a thud and rolled on back too. At this point, poor James ( who is easily mortified) took hold of my shoulder in order to right himself evidently unaware that the law of gravity was still having it's way with me. Instead of heaving himself forward, he merely hastened my descent on back until I was nearly flat on my back-- where he was sent into "tumbling backwards: </span><span style="background-color: white; color: blue;">Part </span><span style="background-color: white; color: blue;">2". Actually, I was only nearly flat, as it is not possible to be flat if your shoulders are forward and your knees are drawn up so that you actually look like some sort of deranged armadillo. Well, not to be outdone, I grabbed hold of my man, and since he had only achieved a semi squat all I accomplished was to set him back on his behind and completed his trilogy of</span><span style="background-color: white; color: blue;"> "<span class="highlightNode" style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(88, 144, 255, 0.3); padding: 0px 1px;">falling: part</span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: blue;"> 3." At this point, I had the clarity of mind to recall fire safety tips and stopped, dropped and rolled to my side until I managed to get control of my physical functions- which until that moment I feared had totally escaped me. I finally managed to obtain a sitting position. James had regained a nonchalant squatting pose and was staring intently at the products ahead evidently pretending that he had no concept of whom I was and in fact was only partially aware that I was even there at all. Meanwhile, I tried to look as though it was perfectly natural if not preferable to sit on the floor while shopping for phone paraphernalia. I was thinking that at least we were not disgraced publicly as the aisle was empty until I heard the concerned wal-mart employee beside me inquire, "M'am, is there anyway I can do to help you?" I sighed and just told her, "no thanks."</span></span></span></span></span>Angela Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03438963689064765220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8943048301089338077.post-70027591867181673212017-05-22T10:22:00.003-07:002017-05-22T10:24:00.743-07:00SNORING, CATS, AND THE NIGHT JAMES TRIED TO KILL ME <div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1495473708951_3367" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px;">
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<span id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1495473708951_3294" style="-webkit-padding-start: 0px; color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">I need sleep. I am not getting nearly enough sleep. I almost had a good sleep last night, except starting in the middle of the night about every five minutes or so, James had the nerve to wake me up and callously lie to me by complaining that I was snoring the house down. He even had more nerve to suggest that I should take my snoring elsewhere.. as if. My daughter Jayme has informed me that we actually often snore in unison in the perfect nocturnal harmony of a long married couple. Oddly, she finds that irritating and wears ear plugs and brings a sound machine when visiting. Usually, however, when my sleep is disturbed it is due to the fact that cats are randomly annoying during the night. For whatever reason, Bam-Bam, our big gray kitty, likes to have late night conversations with me and enjoys our little strolls to his food dish (totally full) for a late night snack. Sometimes, he invites me to go outside for a 1 am run around the yard: he is friendly that way. I hated to hurt his feelings, but I had to start closing the doggie door to our room, because, mama needs to sleep! That was somewhat helpful, but then our Stampy Cat took up the cat baton by hiding in the deep recesses of the closet just before bed time. He has the gift of invisibility, but makes himself known about 4 am by complaining about his accommodations and after demanding a full refund (he pays in advance via slaughtered rodents), expecting himself to be released back into the house where he and Bam-Bam stage protests, riots and sometimes love-ins for the remainder of the evening. I'm thinking they may even produce a dramatic play on occasion.</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-padding-start: 0px; color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"> Because of all this cat nonsense, I thought that the mewing that I heard outside my bedroom window a few nights ago was just another annoying cat trick. However, it was annoying enough that I got out of bed to chase any visitor cats away. However, nothing was seen when I peered out the door into the darkness. I went back to bed and just as I relaxed once more, the mewing started again. I got up and looked out the window that is just beside the bed, but the sound had stopped again. I laid back down, snuggled up again to the man, and again, I hear mewing. I tried to ignore it. It got louder. I noticed that not only was it louder, it was becoming quite rhythmic. After a few more mews, I realized it was NOT a kitty cat, but James's NOSE. He was doing an amazing job of impersonating a kitten, if I do say so, but after a couple of punches (mild ones) he rolled over and sleep finally ensued. </span></div>
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<span id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1495473708951_3363" style="-webkit-padding-start: 0px; color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"> One reason that James's late night complaining sent me into a mini rage, is that he is the king, the sultan, the absolute ruler of night-time drama. He snorts, chortles, wheezes, kicks, laughs, talks, jerks and possibly levitates at night. Often, he will sit up and have a good laugh at the dead TV, and then quickly lie down again, resuming his flouncing and kicking. </span></div>
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<span id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1495473708951_3352" style="-webkit-padding-start: 0px; color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"> After one particularly exasperating night of his nonsense, I was finally able to settle down and through sheer will power was ignoring his endless parade of dramatic acoustics and twitching, fall asleep. Just as I was experiencing a peaceful floating feeling, I felt James sit up and lean over me. I assumed it was to grab a tum off of my end table. I assumed wrongly, because when he was about 3 inches from my face, he screamed as if he had been lit on fire at the top of his lungs! He then sat bolt up right, screamed some more before turning to his own end table and began beating the tar out of it- while also screaming at it as well. Suddenly, he seemed pretty satisfied with himself and laid down and IMMEDIATELY began mild and peaceful snoring.</span></div>
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<span id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1495473708951_3356" style="-webkit-padding-start: 0px; color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"> Fortunately, we both survived, and I can live on to tell about it. But, if I'm waking him up on a rare occasion with my lady like snoring... well, let's just say he owes me one.</span></div>
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